Archives
Welcome to my blog archives. Its an updated list of all the blog posts I’ve written with the newest ones first. If you’re new here, I recommend starting with the ‘most popular’ blogs. Thanks.
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Just a dude talking to dudes about love.
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October 3rd, 2011
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- Jesus likes crappy gifts. - September 26th, 2011
- four, five, SEX part 1: Boobs. - May 2nd, 2011
- Bikinis, Soft Porn, Masturbation & Face-book. - June 9th, 2011
- Wait. - October 25th, 2011
- four, five, SEX part 5: Hardest post I've ever written. - May 10th, 2011
- Pimp my trashcan: When Jesus doesn't care if you cuss or tithe - December 6th, 2010
- Dr Phil, hot sauce mom and your nosey friends - March 28th, 2011
Blog Archive
February, 2012
- Confessions of a 31-year old Junior High student. - February 22nd, 2012
- Inadequate. - February 21st, 2012
- Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad... - February 20th, 2012
- Why I'm leaving my wife and 2 week old baby. - February 17th, 2012
- #OccupyMyBlog Day 10. - February 10th, 2012
- #OccupyMyBlog Day 9. - February 3rd, 2012
- #OccupyMyBlog Day 8. - February 2nd, 2012
- #OccupyMyBlog Day 7. - February 1st, 2012
January, 2012
- #OccupyMyBlog Day 6. - January 30th, 2012
- #OccupyMyBlog Day 5. - January 26th, 2012
- #OccupyMyBlog Day 4. - January 24th, 2012
- #OccupyMyBlog Day 3. - January 23rd, 2012
- #OccupyMyBlog Day 2. - January 20th, 2012
- #OccupyMyBlog - January 19th, 2012
- (Re) Poser. - January 18th, 2012
- (Re) Community: Sticking your hand in poop for a friend! - January 17th, 2012
- Wanted: A Few Good Men. - January 13th, 2012
- How much is your soul worth (on ebay)? - January 12th, 2012
- (Re) Why I hope my white wife births an Indian baby. - January 11th, 2012
- Rest-less in Ohio. - January 10th, 2012
- Dear mega-churches, this is why we make fun of you. - January 9th, 2012
- (Re) Pimp my trashcan: When Jesus doesn't care if you cuss or tithe. - January 6th, 2012
- (Re) 5 reasons why you should stop reading this blog. - January 5th, 2012
- Old people are overrated and stupid friends are gold. - January 3rd, 2012
- The first post on the second. - January 2nd, 2012
December, 2011
- (Re) Girls love cats, guys say they love cats but when girls aren't looking guys are kicking cats. - December 29th, 2011
- (Re) How to win a gunfight with an unloaded gun - December 27th, 2011
- Letter to Christian-Republican, Unrelenting-Political-Facebook-Status-Updater Guy or Girl. - December 22nd, 2011
- (Re) Hi, my name is Sammy and I used to be a 'pretend' Pastor! - December 20th, 2011
- (Re) When your good life is bad and your bad life is good. - December 19th, 2011
- *Black Friday: Your week. - December 16th, 2011
- Interview with an Angel Part 2 - December 14th, 2011
- The worst Jewish soap opera ever. - December 13th, 2011
- The devil gave me taco-bell food poisoning & other thoughts on spiritual warfare. - December 12th, 2011
- Black Friday: Sweet and Sour Families. - December 9th, 2011
- I hate Christmas Part 2: To gift or not to gift. - December 7th, 2011
- I hate Christmas. - December 6th, 2011
- When I grow up, I want to be a mind reader. - December 5th, 2011
- The nothing blog. - December 2nd, 2011
- I see white people, uh, I mean mini-vans? - December 1st, 2011
November, 2011
- George W, short chubby actors and the world's best impersonator. - November 30th, 2011
- What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis? - November 29th, 2011
- Video Blog: A great reason for you to cry on a sunday. - November 27th, 2011
- Thanksgiving, baby poop and balling with Toby Mac. - November 25th, 2011
- Hey you, I wanna pick a cyber fight with you today -Me. - November 23rd, 2011
- The gospel according to MC Hammer. - November 22nd, 2011
- Why Jesus asked us to hate our parents and what parents should do about it. - November 21st, 2011
- Caution: God at work. - November 18th, 2011
- That subtle lie we all believe about leadership. - November 17th, 2011
- Why we must all learn to pee in cups. - November 16th, 2011
- Behind The Scenes: Our Past. - November 15th, 2011
- I don't know. - November 14th, 2011
- Digging through the most hurtful thing someone ever said to you. - November 11th, 2011
- Terrible advices from the bible Part 2. - November 10th, 2011
- Terrible advices from the bible Part 1. - November 8th, 2011
- Why I hope all your good dreams (eventually) become garbage. - November 7th, 2011
- An honest response to an everyday question. - November 4th, 2011
- The morning after pill. - November 3rd, 2011
- Where is God when I'm suffering? - November 2nd, 2011
October, 2011
- Just a kid talking to you about God and life. - October 31st, 2011
- Laugh. - October 27th, 2011
- Waiting. - October 26th, 2011
- Wait. - October 25th, 2011
- Times. - October 23rd, 2011
- Miracles. - October 21st, 2011
- Miracle. - October 20th, 2011
- Rest. - October 18th, 2011
- Grow. - October 17th, 2011
- The bad idea blog. - October 14th, 2011
- You Are A Nerd (And Why That's Important). - October 13th, 2011
- Is this the greatest worship service ever? - October 11th, 2011
- Help, Play or Shut up. - October 10th, 2011
- An angry preacher & his sick dog Part 2: Feeling Fruity. - October 7th, 2011
- An angry preacher & his sick dog. - October 6th, 2011
- How to look God in the eye. - October 5th, 2011
- Going commando on a first date (Happy Birthday). - October 4th, 2011
- Just a dude talking to dudes about love. - October 3rd, 2011
September, 2011
- How to be mean to your family and nice to strangers. - September 29th, 2011
- Boys to Men. - September 28th, 2011
- Jesus likes crappy gifts. - September 26th, 2011
- I want to quit. - September 22nd, 2011
- Breaking up with your body is hard to do. - September 21st, 2011
- Spiritual lessons from the world's smartest dog. - September 20th, 2011
- The one word blog two. - September 19th, 2011
- The loudest Amen you've ever heard. - September 16th, 2011
- The power of one. - September 15th, 2011
- Spiritual lessons from the world's dumbest dog. - September 14th, 2011
- One thing I hate about being a dad. - September 12th, 2011
- Questions about 9/11. - September 11th, 2011
- WOW. - September 9th, 2011
- 11 reasons you might stop reading this blog. - September 8th, 2011
- President Obama, King David and super cheap worship. - September 7th, 2011
- My circumcision can beat up your circumcision. - September 6th, 2011
- Orange bags, dog business and broccoli. - September 2nd, 2011
- The Unbelievable Truth. - September 1st, 2011
August, 2011
- I'm a Christian and I believe in Karma. - August 31st, 2011
- Spiderman’s guide to changing the world with 2 Big Macs. - August 30th, 2011
- The 4 hardest words in the english language. - August 29th, 2011
- Is God a drill sergeant old man on a hill that can't have any fun? - August 26th, 2011
- Silly rabbit, Jesus does not smile. - August 25th, 2011
- The one non-negotiable essential to being in God's will [that you probably don't think about]. - August 24th, 2011
- What Face-Book tells us about Gods will. - August 23rd, 2011
- Dumb and Dumber, Vanilla ice and your faith. - August 22nd, 2011
- Superhero Christology - August 19th, 2011
- Why 'dear God I must be wrong' is a great way to end prayers. - August 18th, 2011
- How you can kill envy and jealousy in one step. - August 17th, 2011
- 3 reasons why you need to be a Christian Ninja. - August 16th, 2011
- Does one have the right to read their spouse’s journal? - August 14th, 2011
- The Comforting Walls of Our Hearts. - August 12th, 2011
- Why it matters to you that Jesus battled with sexual temptation Part 2. - August 11th, 2011
- Why it matters to you that Jesus battled with sexual temptation Part 1. - August 10th, 2011
- The craziest thing I've ever heard about Gods love. - August 9th, 2011
- How to do a poor job in the name of Jesus. - August 8th, 2011
- Should Christians use online dating? - August 7th, 2011
- I'm a thief. - August 4th, 2011
- Dear Christian, I don't hate u cuz of Jesus. I hate u cause you're a jerk ~Non-Christian - August 3rd, 2011
- Top Posts for July 2011. - August 2nd, 2011
- What God wants the most from us. - August 1st, 2011
July, 2011
- Does God want us to be healed all or some of the time? - July 31st, 2011
- Confessions Of A Divided Heart. - July 29th, 2011
- Why the world needs cocky Christians. - July 28th, 2011
- One way you can audibly hear God today. - July 27th, 2011
- Sam and Ashley plus 2. - July 25th, 2011
- MAWBP (My attempt at writing a blog post) - July 22nd, 2011
- Repent. - July 21st, 2011
- I'm a disgrace to fatherhood. - July 19th, 2011
- Why its okay if you don't see spiritual growth in your life. - July 18th, 2011
- Should this Christian have punched this guy back? - July 17th, 2011
- Jesus is the opposite of Taco Bell. - July 15th, 2011
- 5 awesomely bad *fake bible verses. - July 13th, 2011
- The one word blog. - July 12th, 2011
- Dear Christian, hang on a sec, I'm sleeping. -Jesus - July 11th, 2011
- Is Masturbation sin? - July 10th, 2011
- To Hell in a Hand-basket…Is Anyone Else’s Greatest Hits of Christianity Sounding like a Broken Record? - July 8th, 2011
- 2 guaranteed ways to solve any conflict part 2: R-rated prayers. - July 7th, 2011
- 2 guaranteed ways to solve any conflict. - July 6th, 2011
- Dear Christian, you are homophobic, irrelevant and judgmental. ~Non-Christian - July 5th, 2011
- True Story: When kids see Jesus and angels. - July 1st, 2011
June, 2011
- Someone wants your grubs. - June 30th, 2011
- Anthrax, Shotguns & other things I wanna tell my daughters future boyfriend. - June 29th, 2011
- Missionaries to Burger King. - June 28th, 2011
- Dear Christian, Its okay to be a scared wuss. - June 27th, 2011
- Worship team tryouts: Agnostic drummer? - June 26th, 2011
- The gospel according to washing toilet seats. - June 24th, 2011
- How to cuss your way through Campus Crusade for Christ. - June 23rd, 2011
- Why reading the bible is like kissing my wife. - June 22nd, 2011
- When God picks the fat kid first. - June 21st, 2011
- Junk in my Trunk. - June 20th, 2011
- 2 days, 2 mins & 2 *fictional* secs in heaven. - June 18th, 2011
- Blind dates, Speed dates, SCL and Monkeys. - June 17th, 2011
- White men can't dance. - June 16th, 2011
- Ugly People. - June 14th, 2011
- Pastors, Beer and Jesus. - June 13th, 2011
- Bikinis, Soft Porn, Masturbation & Face-book Part 2: A Rebuttal. - June 10th, 2011
- Bikinis, Soft Porn, Masturbation & Face-book. - June 9th, 2011
- How to pick your friends and their noses. - June 8th, 2011
- How to have a successful long distance relationship with yourself. - June 6th, 2011
- Impossible 11. - June 4th, 2011
- Why you MUST hear the most cliche sermon ever preached - June 2nd, 2011
- When God gives your buddy 4 more talents than you. - June 1st, 2011
May, 2011
- Where is God when good things happen to bad people? - May 30th, 2011
- F. U. Pastor. - May 29th, 2011
- Great stories you never told part 4: 'C'. - May 27th, 2011
- Great stories you never told part 3: Prom. - May 25th, 2011
- Great stories you never told part 2: Boat car drownings. - May 24th, 2011
- Great stories you never told part 1: Happy hour. - May 23rd, 2011
- The 5th spiritual law: Now you die. - May 17th, 2011
- four, five, SEX part 6: Porn is like White Castle. - May 12th, 2011
- four, five, SEX part 5: Hardest post I've ever written. - May 10th, 2011
- four, five, SEX part 4: The 30 Year Old Virgin. - May 9th, 2011
- four, five, SEX part 3: The gospel according to Luke the 'sexpert'. - May 4th, 2011
- four, five, SEX part 2: Pre-Rapture Sex. - May 3rd, 2011
- four, five, SEX part 1: Boobs. - May 2nd, 2011
April, 2011
- The Kingdom of Heaven belongs to two year olds - April 29th, 2011
- How I survived the earthquake in Japan - April 27th, 2011
- Confronting your destiny when your boss is pooping - April 26th, 2011
- Dear Reader, You Are Not That Special -God - April 21st, 2011
- I think I'm better than Jesus - April 20th, 2011
- Dating, Divorce, A La Carte and Dan from Sanctus Real Part 6 - April 19th, 2011
- Dating, Divorce, 3 Things and Dan from Sanctus Real Part 5 - April 16th, 2011
- Dating, Divorce, Hezekiah and Dan from Sanctus Real Part 4 - April 14th, 2011
- Dating, Divorce, Some Mexicans and Dan from Sanctus Real Part 3 - April 13th, 2011
- Dating, Divorce, Some Muppets and Dan from Sanctus Real Part 2 - April 12th, 2011
- Dating, Divorce, Some Ninjas and Dan from Sanctus Real - April 11th, 2011
- Do good Christians watch TV? - April 9th, 2011
- Adoption. - April 7th, 2011
- Out of the picture - April 6th, 2011
- How to find life-changing hope through football - April 5th, 2011
- Fail. - April 3rd, 2011
- 5 Truths and a lie - April 1st, 2011
March, 2011
- I'm not good at being black - March 31st, 2011
- Dr Phil, hot sauce mom and your nosey friends [Part 2] - March 29th, 2011
- Dr Phil, hot sauce mom and your nosey friends - March 28th, 2011
- Doubt. - March 25th, 2011
- Death. - March 24th, 2011
- Is it time we finally label ‘Moses and the red sea’ a fairy tale? - March 23rd, 2011
- How much does God weigh? - March 22nd, 2011
- Thank You, My Name Is Spanish. - March 3rd, 2011
- How to change the world with a burrito Or the one post I hope everyone reads - March 1st, 2011
February, 2011
- 2 legit reasons why you shouldn’t hate on Justin Bieber - February 28th, 2011
- From George Costanza to Superman - February 24th, 2011
- Why I hope my wife births an Indian baby - February 23rd, 2011
- What singles really want to tell their married friends - February 21st, 2011
- Dating: Questions & Answers Part 2 - February 17th, 2011
- Dating: Questions & Answers Part 1 - February 16th, 2011
- How to share Jesus by smashing a two-headed statue with a club - February 15th, 2011
- nInE wOrD bLoG - February 14th, 2011
- Why I wanted to fight a sex offender on wednesday - February 11th, 2011
- How to turn me into a cry baby in 5mins and 20secs - February 10th, 2011
- God is powerful. Jesus is savior. Holy Spirit is lazy? - February 8th, 2011
- The gospel according to finding Nemo: Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine... - February 5th, 2011
- How jumping on your bed for 10 minutes can turn into treasure - February 3rd, 2011
- Interview with an Angel - February 2nd, 2011
January, 2011
- How to be satisfied without being the prettiest or skinniest girl in the room - January 31st, 2011
- An old friend, A new friend and A hot wife - January 28th, 2011
- The Real Housewives Of The Old Testament - January 27th, 2011
- Laugh Out Loud Wednesday: Seven Flags. - January 26th, 2011
- Confessions of a bebe-daddy - January 25th, 2011
- The most annoying question in the world. - January 20th, 2011
- 5 reasons why you should stop reading this blog - January 18th, 2011
- How embracing the ‘S’ word strengthened my faith in God. - January 13th, 2011
- My worst parenting moment yet... - January 12th, 2011
- Poser. - January 11th, 2011
- Spiritual Paralysis... - January 7th, 2011
- Why having a pet rock is more biblical than you think - January 6th, 2011
- Girls love cats, guys say they love cats but when girls aren't looking guys are kicking cats - January 4th, 2011
- Top 5 moments of the best Christmas of my life - January 3rd, 2011
December, 2010
- Worst Christmas gift ever... - December 22nd, 2010
- How to win a gunfight with an unloaded gun - December 20th, 2010
- Devotion, Motherhood... - December 16th, 2010
- How to pursue your wife and miss the point - December 13th, 2010
- Letter to Christian-Republican, Unrelenting-Political-Facebook-Status-Updater Guy or Girl, - December 9th, 2010
- Community: Sticking your hand in poop for a friend! - December 8th, 2010
- Pimp my trashcan: When Jesus doesn't care if you cuss or tithe - December 6th, 2010
- Do you make this mistake when you pray? - December 2nd, 2010
- Predicting the future: Top Ten Things That Will be Different in the Year 2075 - December 1st, 2010
November, 2010
- Dad: Greatest hits. - November 29th, 2010
- Best birthday gift ever - November 24th, 2010
- How to turn your most embarrassing moment into a legacy - November 16th, 2010
- John Reuben, Ipod winner and your favorite book of the bible... - November 10th, 2010
- We all end up at the mall... - November 8th, 2010
- Getting dropkicked by John Piper! - November 4th, 2010
- 2nd Best Question Ever [How to become BFFs with your favorite celebrity Pastor] - November 2nd, 2010
October, 2010
- White men can rap... - October 29th, 2010
- Stop acting like you're not good at anything... - October 26th, 2010
- How to cure your zits without feeding your dog Chipotle - October 22nd, 2010
- Confessions of a former WWF wrestler wanna-be - October 21st, 2010
- YOU ARE MY DENSITY! - October 20th, 2010
- B.F.F'S PART 3 [MY BEST FRIEND LOVES JESUS MORE THAN YOUR BEST FRIEND] - October 13th, 2010
- B.F.F’s PART 2 [MY BEST FRIEND IS BETTER LOOKING THAN YOUR BEST FRIEND] - October 12th, 2010
- B.F.F'S PART 1 [MY BEST FRIEND CAN BEAT UP YOUR BEST FRIEND] - October 11th, 2010
- Why getting beat up in a dream reminds me of marriage! - October 8th, 2010
- Hi, my name is Sammy and I used to be a 'pretend' Pastor! - October 6th, 2010
- When your good life is bad and your bad life is good - October 5th, 2010
- Sometimes you have to go commando to be in Gods story! - October 4th, 2010
September, 2010
- What happens when an IPAD steps on a Goomba? - September 29th, 2010
Meet Sammy
Sammy grew up in Nigeria. He is currently the Young Adult Pastor at North Point Church. He's also a national speaker for The Mocha Club. He lives in Ohio with his wife Ashley, daughter Bebe and saint bernards MJ and Milo. Mocha Club
Most Popular
- Just a dude talking to dudes about love. - October 3rd, 2011
- Jesus likes crappy gifts. - September 26th, 2011
- four, five, SEX part 1: Boobs. - May 2nd, 2011
- Bikinis, Soft Porn, Masturbation & Face-book. - June 9th, 2011
- Wait. - October 25th, 2011
- four, five, SEX part 5: Hardest post I've ever written. - May 10th, 2011
- Pimp my trashcan: When Jesus doesn't care if you cuss or tithe - December 6th, 2010
Sammy's Tweets
- BLOG: "Confessions of a 31-year old Junior High student" http://t.co/8CZmnAxr — 33 min 27 sec ago
- Confessions of a 31-year old Junior High student... http://t.co/8CZmnAxr — 5 hours 23 min ago
- This is my daughter bebe. She just read 8 books in 2 weeks. 2 years ago she didn't speak English. Proud papa. http://t.co/TRVVEMZe — 17 hours 42 min ago
- This is what happens when @mandisaofficial throws a party for over 2K women @GirlsNightLive. CRAZY! https://t.co/y4kJgaGB — 19 hours 9 min ago
- Every time I speak or write, I constantly hear voices of inadequacy. Here's what they sound like. http://t.co/AdHUgTrt — 22 hours 40 min ago
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