May
16
2012
[Edit: This is a guest post by Nicole (more on her below). Ladies, I didn't write this, a woman did. Just wanted to clarify because some people were offended before reading because they thought it was from a dude]
Dear Wives,
First off, let me tell you that I love you. Each and every one of you. I consider you a sister, members of a not-so-exclusive club, wherein we act as helpers, friends, confidants, lovers, and partners to our husbands.
Wives rules. Period.
Now, that I have you buttered up (but please believe me, I meant each and every word) I'd like to discuss something with you. It is a phenomena that is sweeping the nation. It is ugly, dingy, sloppy, and disgraceful.
It is the unkempt wife phenomena and it ends today.