Blind dates, Speed dates, SCL and Monkeys.

Friends and fans of SCL, fellow ‘anti-dentites’, welcome.

I feel like I’m on a blind date with y’all... except its also a speed date and its on the internet. 

So yea, we’re on a blind, speedy internet date. I suppose I should introduce myself.
My name is Sammy A and I had a pet monkey in high school. *Awkward pause*

I’m sorry if that was too much information for a 'first, blind, speedy-internet date, it's just that...

I’ve been racking my brain over the last 24 hrs to come up with the “most creative, fall off your chair, funny yet sensitive, Michael Scott meets Jack Bauer, pee your pants a little bit, laugh out loud” way to make a great first impression and all I could think of was telling you about my pet monkey.
Sorry.

But now that we’ve got my monkey business out of the way, below are...

7 true things you should know about me.

1. I grew up in Africa and once in boarding school, I voluntarily stuck my hand in poop for a friend. 

2. I really don’t like when girls post bikini or half naked pictures on face-book. Apparently, neither do the 500+ people who shared this post.

3. The prayer I prayed most in high school was pre-rapture sex prayer. I tell about it in the second part of this post named "four, five, SEX part 1: boobs".

4. If you’re religious, you should probably know that I think I’m better than Jesus.

5. Oh yea, I’m also not good at being black.

6. I’m a huge fan of Dr Phil, hot sauce mom and your nosey friends.

7. And finally, you should also know that I survived the earthquake in Japan.

Alright. That's enough about me. I want to know about you. Please leave a comment with your blog address [so I can get to know you] or twitter account info [so I can follow you]. 

You can follow me on twitter here, or get blog updates by mail. I promise NOT to email you about any Nigerian inheritance. :)

Thanks again for stopping by. Really means a lot.
And remember folks, sometimes you have to go commando to be in Gods story! 

-Your friendly Neighborhood Nigerian.
Sammy A

P:S- I really like you. If you’re ‘digging my chili’ also, please ‘like’ me here on facebook. I think everyone can afford to like at least one Nigeria. But If you’re not impressed after 2 weeks, you can unlike me and I won’t even know. I might cry but I won't know :). Either way, I wanna get to know you, so tell me...

What's your name and how would you impress someone on a first blind speedy internet date? [don't forget to include your blog adreess or link to another blog you really enjoy]

Also, if you came here to unleash on my dental rant on SCL, then please go for it.

Regulars, love you guys SO much. Without you I’d be a random Nigerian talking to himself. Please help me show some love to our new friends. But I’d love to hear from you as well.

What has been your favorite posts so far on this journey we've been on together?