Hey you, I wanna pick a cyber fight with you today -Me.

Look, I'm not that high maintenance.

I mean, I don't drink regular milk and I don't like cheese. I don't like chocolate and I don't like any kind of deli meat.

I can't eat at most restaurants and I don't like most desserts. I don't like taco's and according to my wife, I don't like anything 'normal'.

I also returned about 10 cases before settling on a case for my Ipad. I like to fold my shirts a certain way and I'm only happy when my suitcase is packed the right way, which is my way.

But no, I'm not high maintenance. I'm easy to live with but there is one thing I believe that I will fight you about if you disagree...

Absolutely no Christmas till after thanksgiving.

Zero.

No Christmas music or Christmas trees or Christmas gifts or Christmas lights before the turkey has been eaten, digested and 'expelled' from my body.

It only makes sense right? Right? Right?

Seriously, for those of you reading this who ALREADY have a tree up, I have one question for you...

What is wrong with you? Come on now! What's the deal?

Yes I'm totally judging you and your shiny trees. I'm shaking my head at all your lights and socks. And yes, I'm challenging you to a cyber fight. I'm asking you to try to defend yourself. [Keyword: try]

Alright. I'm only kidding. I don't think you're completely crazy. But I do want us to settle this once and for alll.

We're gonna put the turkey in the ring with Santa Claus and we're gonna decide today who should go first.

If you're reading this, please comment, even you anonymous. We need you.

Christmas before thanksgiving or Christmas only AFTER thanksgiving.

Whose side are you on and why?

Let's go. I'm fired up today to dialogue today. Woo-hoo.